Good Morning Australia. Oh enemy of mine! Fat verminous toads of despair sustained by a golden land that should have been filled with hope and charity. Rape the land and rip the people. Suck the swill from your bristles and hide behind your office. Pain. My legs are just pain today and my whole soul […]

Magpie gangstas

The Magpies woke me at 6:am this morning. Normally, if I don’t put food out in the morning they will pop in every hour or so and yodel softly at the door. If they are not able to get an answer they go off and return later to repeat the process. It’s mating season now […]

Blue tongue, birds and things

More of a diary entry today. There is a half-sized blue-tongued lizard living by the back stairs. These are very calm creatures and I have handled it a few times moving it from a spot it had been sunning itself to a spot where it wasn’t under the wheels of the scooter. The Butcher Bird […]